Monday 1 September 2008

i have a mink coat.

the other day i met a chap from bosnia at a disco. we started nattering and he talked a little like borat, so that was slow but interesting, and then he said that were we lived was a little disturbing because of all the foreign people that are living around here. wait a minute, he's foreign.

any way that was interesting, then i asked him weather he was looking for an english chick to marry. then he told me a long drawn out story about some girl he gave flowers to,
then she told him that he loved him,
then she had a boyfriend,
he didnt believe her,
then her boyfriend told him that he was going to kill him,
then he sung to her down the phone,
then she was i bed with her boyfrien and he begged her to not do it,
then her mum told him that she would call the police if he tried phoning her again.
and most of this was done over text.

its amazing the chalenges of love.

shabba. o and i really like the picture. x

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