burger nipples.

today has been a marvoulous one. have been to the jumps twice, first time rode like a twat and my chain snapped after five minutes.
so i consoled myself with comfort eating, here i cooked some burgers on fire. and this is the end result, a bangin sandwich, have some of that. look at the ketchup seepage. so i comfort ate my sandwich and scooted home.
then went back and me and poll shreded, tested a landing and made a lip sweet and got rad. YES. but now it is raining like a gaylord outside. soon as the jump ride then the sky goes wild.

i went to a pud trade fair in london a couple of months ago, and had such an amazing time, theres about thirty different drink stalls, all the drink is free, and lots of food, i got smashed. walked around with a ice lolly in one hand a hot dog on the other bag full of crisps, wondering up to stalls asking for beer, i had to try and act serious, but as soon as they looked at my badge i walked off.

there was this one german drink tent where i wondered over to. they had four different beers, and i said to them politly, "please can i try all of them" he said "ok" he poured them all out and i drank three then the last one heexplained to me was some beer call frawningnang, wasnt called that but thats the best german word i can think. he said that "this beer is from the forests of germany" me being hammered took a deep breath and drank it, then he waited for a response and the one i gave him was, "yeah, yeah, um yeah, thats definatley, yeah, if i was to drink a tree thats exactly what it would taste like". he looked muddle so i just walked of smiling. free beer.

rice and fleas. x