aidans adventures

lights and Glasto.

2010-06-28T13:32:00.000-07:00

please dont make me pooh on your shoe.

2010-06-24T03:39:00.000-07:00

here are some photos that i took.
greek bridges in abingdon date back to as late as 11.45pm.
mallards are the most furtile ducks in the world. thats why you allways see them.

the allotment.
the wife
do what you want
fern taller than jen.

5.30am couldnt sleep, cylced.
the tambles.

Chaz posty documentary

2010-05-31T11:05:00.000-07:00

you dont even need time to watch this, you just need to watch it. a commited posty who dosnt strike.

www.wherrmann.co.uk/index.php?/post/

aidansaidan

you allright tiger.

2010-05-31T02:25:00.000-07:00

here weve only got one rule, never ever let it cool.

2010-05-16T02:49:00.000-07:00

who wouldnt want there house to be peach.
the look of im going to deck you if you dont stop annoying me, or is it look at my wooden mustache. now here are a few pictures.

aidansaidan x

remember to wash behind your ears.

2010-05-10T14:13:00.000-07:00

this cost me ten pounds.
i stopped today and looked at my bike because i thought to myself that i never do it, i was surprised how small it was.
i was stood at a bus stop on the isle of wight once on a little adventure when i was 16, a winter camping mission and a hoodlum rapped to me, he was actually freestyling, and i politly smiled and said 'yeah yeah, that was really good' whilst thinking he just fully took the piss out of my mother and he haddn't even met her.
this afternoon, i had a super good ride, the changes that i made and dialled in over the weekend worked really well. it made me smile.

aidansaidan x

i will find my lamb chop.

2010-05-08T11:23:00.000-07:00

the hand of marrage.
this pile of mud i think is the best pile of mud ive ever piled up, its so beutiful and perfect, i put 110% into this, as much as when cheryl cole beat up that perfume lady in the toilets. how much is there actually to say about building that isnt boring.
when i was younger i used to pogostick off my garage roof if i had forgoten my key to my house, then one day i really needed the toilet. a number 2. i went out to the fields out the back of my house. did my number 2, then come back to my house and my mother had got home in the time that i was doing the do, gutted.

did you used to watch woodey the wood pecker.
we have two kittens call koala 1 and koala 2.
this is tiger.
this burm is called silky the slug. theres leaves in my jackoozie. did you know that davros has not allways been ginger, he spent the first 10 years of his life with mousey blonde hair. evolution.
aidansaidan. x

have you seen my beagle?

2010-05-03T12:27:00.000-07:00

when i am on my own, i eat my dinner like this.

william.
this is an old picture from two years ago.

oxford united are in the play off final to get promotied to the next division, so myself and jennifer are going to wembly. i went to the old wembly loads of times when i was younger but never to see a football match, just for a tour. i remember going with the cubs, and bagera would play his harmonica at the back of the bus, he also used to take jonny to the toilet alot.

aidansaidan. x

the milford sisters

2010-04-24T01:54:00.000-07:00

yes local. we used alot of water for this hour and a bit ride. was worth iot though.
this is my new racer bike, not as fun as my other older haggared bike, but this will save me alot of petrol, money that i dont have. i reckon that im going to spray it black and paint some flames on it thats what you were thinking to.

ive figured out that i woul love to meet tom jones, sit down an have a cup of squash with him, and listen to his stories.

aidansaidan. x

being born.

2010-04-23T16:07:00.000-07:00

here are our cats, the black one Emily is in labour as Joanna comforts her with a lick on the head.
out pops a little one. do you find looking at my cats private parts pushing out a kitten wierd.
the start of this ones life.
and then the four that followed. and then on the same day after emily stopped giving birth joanna gave birth to her kittens as well, so this whole bithing process went on four eight hours, i found the whole experience pretty rad, and now i have 9 kittens to play with.
congradulations girls, top job.

the dads of these kittens wont be coming near them again. they ran for there little lives.

aidansaidan. x

watch me twirl my hips.

2010-04-18T14:49:00.000-07:00

sat by the river with jennifer at the weekend an watched the ducks go about there buisness.

the jumps are super dusty, its like a desert.
the ground has turned white in some bowls. the leaves are late.
slipped over a berm, ive forgotten over winter that this sometimes happens in summer and really hurts. back to work at school with cut up arms and knuckles. thats why i only wear long sleve shirts to work to avoid the questions.
you know where this is.
aidansaidan. x

the snake looks angry.

2010-04-16T15:13:00.000-07:00

you got your shirt on in the end didnt you poll, good man.
the lambs are out, there so lovley that they are almost annoying, would you punch a lamb, i dont think that i could, but then i could eat once real easily. i take it back, dont punch a lamb, id like to see someone catch one first though.
i fought this snake for three hours. i also rode this lip today. cant believe i thought about punching a lamb in the chops, there so lovely.

if you didnt laugh at that last sentence then, your mum.
aidansaidan. x

Luke Bryan.

2010-04-13T13:03:00.000-07:00

look at the dogs face and listen to the lyrics. its like the picture of michel jackson with bubbles. he is growing on me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSoNwm8k-tw&feature=related

aidansaidan

soggy brochly

2010-04-13T12:36:00.000-07:00

Daz chops his birthday cake that jennifer sculpted and my guinie pig shows some moral support.
and here i check if this horse has a cock.
i have found a new singer to add to a collection, his name is luke bryan and he is a simple country lad, releasing songs from the heart, classics such as, " welcome to the farm" "someone else calling you baby" and "we rode in trucks" you tube it.
i once saw samantha mumba have a wee in a malberry bush whilst Andrea Corr held her knickers out the way.
aidansaidan. x

rub a scrub dub

2010-04-12T12:47:00.000-07:00

the annual bath of the week, the water doesnt saty water like long untill it turns into a little swamp, then i drop part of my easter egg into the bath then forget to clean it out then it looks like i did a poo.
what do you think the world was like through tutankhamoons eyes, do you think that he was a tough nut or do you think that he just appeared that way, or do you think that he wasnt bothered. either way building jumps in egypt woould be difficult.
wow little search on google and here are a set of trails in cairo.
that bug spoiled the picture.

we were talking around the fire and max informed us that it is harder for men to get aids as our penis's are waterproff, nothing goes in just comes out. im surprised that this comment didnt come out of jibs mouth.
mike mettleys magic fingers fixed my camera.
aidansaidan x

original firelighters

2010-04-12T09:38:00.000-07:00

this dog is scared of flies, a fly fly's near and she runs a queer. jumps are doing really lush for this time of year.
some children sold me these flowers for 1 pound, they stopped me on my bicycle and i told them a joke. had some really lovely days in the sun last week, sweaty, my plan for this year is not to smell as much throughout the summer.
this guy.

bloddy bulls into the big bloddy metal ship.

2010-03-18T14:36:00.000-07:00

right now i would like to sit under a waterfall with clear blue water. it was nice and dry untill this evening. this horse tried to eat my radio the other day, so i jumped on his back and rodeoed him for a good 32 seconds.
i think that i will have a cap of rum, have a dance, and rub my tummy.
aidansaidan x.

Brazilian Jui Jitsu

2010-03-16T03:43:00.000-07:00

Second water run of the year. so this morning i have been watching cage rage fighting as im thinking of joining a kid up to some martial arts school, not so sure any more. go search hell in a cell WWF mankind vs the undertaker. thats entertainment. takes me back to year seven, smoking cigarettes out my bedroom window.
there he is hey hey, its the JIBBLER. myself and Jib had an indepth conversation about what it would be like to put a cat in the oven, and watch what happens. jib said "there eyes would explode", i said, "really" he said, "well, somethings got to give"
aidansaidan x

pregnant innercity life.

2010-03-13T13:52:00.000-08:00

Today was a momentus day. jump build.
Land on.
Woops.

so i myself and Jennifer took the two cats and the guinie pig to the vets. came home with two cats that are pregnant and a guinea pig with shorter nails.

Woops, we thought that they had friends, not that they were going to get nailed. at least the guinea pig is clean. Jenns allready figured out the names for the cats to come. the next couple of months will be interestin. ive allready watched about thirty cats giving birth on youtube, i can image myself sat there shouting PUSH, holding there little paws down.
i wonder weather its going to be smelly.

aidansaidan x

Trim my hedge.

2010-03-11T13:34:00.000-08:00

a few things that has happened recently. i made an old women laugh, filled my car up with petrol and forgot my wallet and didnt have enough money, plucked feathers out of a dead feasent.
collected potatoes and shovelloed horse poop. told a child off and when he argued back, i told him to shut up. im missing a meeting tomorow because i want to dig.
did up a few lips, ate Mcdonalds chips, passive smoked, bought new sneakers, havent worn pants in one week.

aidansaidan x

black fur on my tounge.

2010-03-09T13:28:00.000-08:00

Rode the first two jumps yesterday. had lots of wind behind me. and then was greeted with a groovey sunset.
a walker poped past and asked me if i had had a wheel barrow go missing, i replied "yes" he said were it was and i went and retrieved it. so kids had taken it and the skull sculpture, they were making a little den on the cliff.
if i catch these children........................
aidansaidan x

little village with little village.

2010-03-08T06:56:00.000-08:00

so stuff seems to be drying out nicely now, and stuff is starting to look nice again. i have been mostly listening to disney songs today. look how wonky the wheel on this barrow is, i got this for christmas 2006.

aidansaidan x

nice tattoo mate

2010-03-07T12:25:00.000-08:00

went to bournemouth, and had a lovely time. its nice to see the sea every so often.
so we took chaz off ollie guns hands for a bit. met a guy in a pub that necked a pint of jack and coke because some flash london man bet him £100 to do it. he was not in good nick, but his girlfriend was looking after his £85 left.
ollie gun.
So chaz and a few guys have been busy.its a really nice little wood and will have a fun line there for summer. apparentally the sun will destroy the earth in 5 billoin years.

we went to the new forrest to see the horses. this was my steed. he was amazing to ride, we jumped a stream, i never thought that a wild horse could be so delightful.
this was jenns horse, the cousin of mine. we called him aaron carter because of his curtains.
and this was thier mother, kate moss. three lions on a shirt.
and this was good fun to blow some cobwebs away. some guy filmed me and chaz having a race on it on there camera phone, its on you tube probably.
aidansaidan. x

Disco Disco

2010-03-04T13:40:00.000-08:00

This one goes out to Davros. So myself and jennifer are off to merry old Bournmouth tomorow to see some long lost friends and a lads on tour couple of nights, and also to give oli gunn a break from chaz.
These are my two cats. its tough when you work from home lots because i look over my sholder and they are nearly allways doing this, and in winter this is also what i feel like doing alot.
Find the needle in this fucker eh.
aidansaidan x

Birthday.

2010-03-04T01:16:00.000-08:00

So on my 23rd birthday, i did this. made jenn sweep
Made jenn dig.
Made Jenn pack
a job well done.

New Bycycle

2010-03-03T10:21:00.000-08:00

This is my new bycycle, a Raliegh Super Sports. my grandad bought it with the money that he got when he came out of the RAF in the 1940's and i have mad it work again, new tyres and bolt fidling and off we go. the wind blowing in my hair, sun on my face, a lipstick kiss on my cheak, a swig of stella and continue my manly cycle ride.

and my jennifers bike.
sweep doesnt have a bike but i bet she wishes she does, thats why shes licking her lips.
aidansaidan. x

Soggy toes

2010-02-27T11:20:00.000-08:00

its been doing this alot lately, today i was merely digging away and then it started to rain real hard then i took my radio and myself under the role in and carried on listening to chelsea vs man city, wayne bridge and john terry didnt shake hands.

then it started hailing but super big hail bits, and when i emerged there was a river flowing through the jumps, so i went home and and ate pizza. it did look like this when i walked into the woods, can smell spring. man city beat chelsea 4 - 2.
Built a new jump, no dought that its fallen down even with the tarp on.

im off to drink cocktails, but have to buy my glastonbury ticket first.

Flap. aidansaidan.

x

Inspector.

2010-02-25T13:27:00.000-08:00

So after a long week of inspecting the footprints that ran over the jumps, i have finally found out my numero uno culperate.

This man, Charles isle of Mann. the cheak of it all. this was the confronting phone call, it finished with me saying, " what ever, your mum"
give me a call posty.

aidansaidan.

Jasmina

2010-02-23T10:26:00.000-08:00

a Landing.
a sunset and dazes birthday cake.
aidansaidan.

Mystic Meg.

2010-02-22T09:13:00.000-08:00

Hello there, this is my lovely wife taking it easy on valentines day watching her muscular husband dig and flex. that was my present to her, the gift of watching me dig.
this berm and landing below has now been blown out along with alot of other landing from the beating that is called half term.
i went to see a fortune teller and she told me to look into ythe horses mouth for the answer, so i looked into his eye. eye eye.
the man himself, the DAZZLER.
So had some more snow today, which has made the mud real heavy, so thing are falling down all over the shop.
I got stopped the other night for going out looking for one of my cats joanna who haddent come back witch was real unusual for her as she is really simple and doesnt know where she is most of the time. got stopped by the police for lingering and looking over peoples hedges.
i wonder how many times they have heard, " im just looking for my cat"

good luck to chaz who has won a spot on Deal or No Deal.

Aidansaidan.

B&Q

2010-02-07T13:53:00.000-08:00

here are a few pics, check out my boom box, it only takes four AA batteries. solid.

Things are coming back together after the ough winter on the jumps, fair play to them i wouldnt stand out in the weather that we have had this winter.

aidansaidan.

70 pence sir

2009-04-30T05:08:00.000-07:00

this is the new lightsinthewoods edit. sick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1wnOUH2jk8&feature=related

2009-04-27T14:17:00.000-07:00

forgot these, they make me smile.

x x

2009-04-27T13:38:00.000-07:00

so this is pretty much what happened on my best day of cruching around the past three and a bit weeks. im pretty much fuck for money so with my fifteen pounds and stu we went on an adventure. and got fucking bolloxed, pretty much like a full on lads on tour but without the ibiza club and a lot of face down on the pavement.

so i took stu to the prettiest poshest pub i could find in oxford, chaz came and in all his glory with his helmet, i cruched my way through the packed pub falling into the walls, this dude looked super concerned, as he went to help me up, and i politley said to as i got up " im pissed as a fucking fart, thats why in wearing a helmet" then laughed then cruched off as though i was bamby first coming out of the womb.

thankyou stu for the fabulous outing, and a wonderful day.

aidansaidan. x x

yeaaaah sssoooooonn.

2009-04-26T06:12:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kSbJ61HgxI&NR=1

2009-04-23T06:53:00.000-07:00

a hello and good day to you,so here i am smoking another cigarette, acting cool, reveling in my glory at fifa 2004.
so its only a week and four days till i get my cast off and im very excited.
had a pretty cool dream last night bit wierd though, me and pipe went and checked out this house that was real old and hasnt been lived in sicnce the sixties it seem, but we found a way in, and all that was on the floor was one of thas old phones that you have to turn the dial to get to the number. i was walking round the house and walked into the front room which was real dark and just saw pipe facing the corner of the room, his head lowered and arms straight beside him, first thought was.....
did a turn around. pipe stop being silly, but he didnt turn around, come on pipe lets look in this tin, still he didnt turn around, he usually would to look in a tin, i walked in to the kitchen, then i heard a massive scuffle and pipe screaming, i ran ack to the room and there was nothing there apart from his shoes and a blood hand print on the wall.
did a turn around with a hand off.

that could be a true storie, the house was real, i hope we didnt unleash and evil spirt by going in it.

any way while all the boys wre in austin ed and i took a few pictures. he took them, i jumped.

here i tok my hands off. it was super dark and on one off the nohanders i caught my bars one hand normal the other under the bar, i stopped after that.

hadnt done this for a while. daz cheered me on.

relly like this hip, very good fun. over the past coulpl of weeks because i cant ride, can dig a bit and stuff, but have mainly been shredding the darts. lots of good rules. we all have darts names now as well.

Aidan "the hammer" mahon

Liam "the launch" eltham

Darren "the deadeye" parker

poll "the precision" pollard

pipe "the wanger" williams

local "the lefteye lopez" sorry local have forgotton your last name.

and thats all that i can remeber.

no leaves here, not now.

looks like im riding a cruiser here.

tried to look cool in this shot.

bought a really cool picture fo the hut the other day, if you have ever watched titanic, its the picture that jack painted of rose.

well fabulouse. take it easy.

aidansaidan. x x

2009-04-17T09:58:00.000-07:00

jib with a bear. jib on a horse. so good.

peace.

aidansaidan. x

2009-03-30T07:46:00.000-07:00

the weekend was super lovely. had a really nice ride sunday evening when the wind had stopped being so windy from the day before. dear lord it was not pleasent that wind. so i went to find a picture of a sunny picture and this is what came up. fresh

fixed stuff up today at the woods as it has been so dry as of late, no leave mean no moisture, no no nooo, u uuuu. be everything i thinkis still looking fabulous. have a lovely day champions.
aidansaidan x

2009-03-28T13:34:00.000-07:00

found these two pictures floating about.
so i have bought my first car. it a ford ka and its super super gold. i really am moving up in the world eh.
so the woods are still really really dry, kind of doing my head in, but it means that i get to ride the jumps almost every day, witch kind of evens it out.
im at work at the mo, but all i really want to do is go get in my new ride and cruse over to mcdonalds holla at some bitches, take a bite of my big mac, spit it on the floor, glaire at the bitches, then wheel spin the fuck out of there.
that would actually be amazing , waste of a big mac though. this is a place called calne, steve geall the legend that is rode it in mbuk and had style for miles, tor it apart with oakleys on, steve if you read this, how the devil are you.

you are the one that i want, you are the one i want, ou ou ouuu honey.
roger banister ran the first four minute mile about 300 meters away from my house. shit the bed. i want to be somewhere else right now. have a lovely rest of the weekend.

peace and love.

aidansaidan x

2009-03-22T08:42:00.000-07:00

so its an amazing weekend, as i hope it is around the country for everyone also. rode the jumps and had a few visitors over the weekend witch helped ride stuff in. but stuff is soo so so dry, constant water trips are having to be done, but the jumps are getting there. when there this dry that i actually realise that they are actually sand castles. it will rain tonight so that will be lovely. love the sun though, top bannanas. so im at work. but this is a stu loxley picture www.stuloxley.com
take it easy, cheerio.
aidansaidan x

2009-03-17T06:05:00.000-07:00

well, here are some pics of a little riding in at the moment, its good fun, in previous years have allways changed the first jump and loads of the line so that it took ages to ride in again, but no no nooooo not this year. this was a good fun day, it was that first super sunny sunday of the year. thanks for the photos shredder.
www.edsalter.com
www.blewbmx.com

changed this landing and its possibly 1 million times better

local bumm burner. i dared him to hit his willy with a stick, ended up that he had to get five stiches in it. he has some wierd fetishes.

didnt fall off.

got new tyres.

sick, lots of fixing and dialling to do. im at work but full on day off tomorow. the woods are amazing at the moment, its like a proper snow white seen, with woodpeckers pecking, butterflies, tweeting, the friendly robin, and its nearly time for the bluebells.

right on.

enjoy the sun, because i feel theres alot of rain around the corner.

peace aidansaidan. x

www.xanga.com/lightsinthewoods there in austin.

key on the roof

2009-03-15T06:57:00.001-07:00

i still do this alot. and its still my best trick.

2009-03-15T06:49:00.000-07:00

these are some photos from this time two years ago, the year of the floods.

so its a really really nice day.

and im at work.

but its ok.

because daz is getting me in his magic van.

and were going to the woods.

peace and love . x

aidansaidan.

waffa banetez

2009-03-11T11:38:00.000-07:00

hello. i was just looking through a website that i havent looked at in a while and found this loveley picture. bet you go zoom round that burm, good noise as well. www.grownupwrong.blogspot.com

so the othet day i was at the woods in the morning early afternoon before work and thease two youngsters and there teacher came down from the boarding school down the road from the woods. i explained what they were and everything and the teacher ended up offering to get a load of the boys down from the boarding school to come and help out. i said thanks for the offer but were absolutly fine thankyou. they came back down today and had another little chat with me. im pretty sure they youngsters think im some real fly dude.

this was my monkey that used to guard the jumps for me when i wasnt there. he went missing around a year or so ago now. peace out monkey, im not angry with you but please come back, it would be great to see you. this picture was from sring 2007 in april, maybe april the 3rd, because it was in the week that i passed my driving test. good looking landing. didnt really work that great though. never mind.well im at work so i better go and do something. bought some pictures for the hut today, to give it a rustic feel.

rice and peas. aidansaidan. x

gabriela batistuta

2009-03-09T13:21:00.000-07:00

so the day came that my birthday was upon me again, i dont really like birthdays, so we allways try to go away. so we headed to barcelona. mainly just a lads on tour thing going on, and o we did. we walked around a bit and saw a few archtitectural sort of things, then found a rad little irish bar and had it. Jenn got her yams out.
probably the highlight of the night was talking to this irish couple who had just had a kid, and the lady gave jenn and i the most amazingly graphic description of what it was like to give birth. and when you get drunk you get well into it. all i can say is that im glad i can never get pregnant. savage. your poor mother longman. so this here is scott the punk. we just got back into gatwick and we missed our bus by 2 minutes. walked back into the airport to look a some magazines and there was scott the punk and i staring at each other in amazement. but all i can say is that its lovely to see a friendly face.

frank got sorted out. daz getting kitted out.

i need to pull my trousers up. we rode the jumps on saturday, and it was super super fun. its the start of hopefully an amazing year down the woods. i cant wait. i have to get myself a little camera.

got a guinea pig. pretty much the best thing since sliced bread. she (jasmina) lays in bed with us in the mornings and licks my hand. what a glorious life.

goodnight sweetheart.

take it easy. thanks to lightsinthewoods for the pictures.

peace and love. x aidansaidan.

happiest man ive ever met.

2009-02-27T13:28:00.000-08:00

hello there. holy bannanas, i have just realised that i actually have a website to do cool things on again.

well let me start. the jumps are really looking lovely. i can honestly say that i never thought that i would walk around the jumps in amazment of what is there, it makes me laugh everytime.
but it has been so much work. stuff falls down like a gobby skowser on a saturday night, its true though, its worth every moment.

the hut looks amazing.

i will say hello to you as well scott, i hurt my leg this time last year. i sat in bed listened to the cure and smoked a bong, which stopped me from watching shit afternoon telly and then woke me up for loose women. it will make you happy. i hope that you are not board and your leg isnt iching.

anyway, im going to have to get myself a camera, because jenn lost hers after setting off a fire alarm at a party and legging it with two pizzas. good times.

any way peace and love. take it easy.
im off to barcalona for my birthday. rad

aidansaidan.

ring a ring a roses

2008-11-04T10:28:00.000-08:00

stuart loxley loves. so once a dear friend of mine asked another dear friend of mine, as to what it was like living with some new aged travellers, well we have started collecting the rings, now all we need is a speed boat. me and jennifer, went and had lunch and this is how i became productive.

shakespears house.

me on the beach, i caught five crabs no bigger then the tip of a finger and one fish, all with my bear hands. one day i might feed a crab up, and call him a dear friend also.

have been starting digging, when i have time, between work and grown up important things, all covers are on and the jumps are a soggy as dipped buiscuits.

bum bermer

hope all have a fabulouse day.

do you know that if the clouds went away then it would be sunny.

peace and love. aidan x

dont call me baby

2008-11-04T02:41:00.000-08:00

so we have a computer again and now i can put some lovely photos up, have been working alot lately, the trails are super wet and it seems like some early morning visits to dig will have to happen lots this winter. anyway, if anyone reads this, go to www.howies.co.uk and read about a very interesting company.
peace and love, aidan. x

guiness

2008-10-24T15:29:00.000-07:00

i aidan mahon am going to start a countryside fetish car boot sale, but i could call it a car booty sale. im in somerset at the moment and theres a really drunk chick in the pub and is annoying she just smashed a glass and shes having one of those chick im going to cry moments. duuuurrrhhhhh.
any hoo here is a picture of me that davros took im super stoked on. a little interview on me on deluxe, have a look might make you smile who nows. she really is annoying. have a lovely weekend, i would like to go to the beach.
peace and love aidan x x

the library 2

2008-10-24T01:29:00.000-07:00

so being my new home as of late. i have learnt alot. they have computors that you can use for free.
still no pictures but we do have a cat living in our shed, we have named the cat santa, have created i little bed for him or her which santa does sleep in and we feed santa every evening.
im off to dig then work then go to somerset for the weekend. im stoked. have a lovely weekend my lovers.
peace and love aidan x x

priceless memories

2008-10-17T11:21:00.000-07:00

the best thing about this update is that if you know jib then you will laugh alot. im on his computor, and im stoked. go ahead and chuckle.

the library

2008-10-16T01:07:00.000-07:00

so this is what it has come to, i have to update from the library. i guess it makes me feel important, apart from theres this lady who allways tells me that the university of winchester was highly recomended to her, i allways say thats lovely and carry on. bless.

so have ridden the jumps a bit and churtsey jam was pretty rad, this isw an indian summer.
havnt got a camera at the moment and have no computor, and i am so poor that i actually have no money untill the cheque that i post in at 9.30 clears. sometimes it makes me sad but then i remeber that god will look after all of us?

peace and love, aidan x

we are all beutifull

2008-09-30T14:23:00.000-07:00

so these pictures will come out with a big white bit on them. but they are some lovely pictures of us concentraiting and looking funny. they make me smile. thanks shredder.
www.xanga.com/lightsinthewoods

my mother has a turkey to cook

2008-09-28T02:43:00.001-07:00

i have not done an update for a while but this because i have not a camera. but we went to churtsey the other weekend and all had a beutiful time.
i will tell you some things that have happened that i like.

i have got a contract on my phone, that makes me feel grown up. i get 500 messages and 150 minutes for fifteen pounds every month.

went to where shakesperes house was.

i have washed three times this week already. and the other night i went to the pub with my chick and did ten shots, that makes me savage. apple sours so it didnt really count thats more like apple juice, but still ill take it.

jibs favourate birthday ever was when he went bowling.

i did a little guff and poll didnt know what happened. im so fucking smooth.

i was sat out side a shop the other day and this old lady come passed in her wheel chair, arms rested on the side rests, scouting herself along with her feet, then she got to an upslope and couldnt quite make it up it so just got out of her wheelchair and pushed her wheel chair up the slop and walked it down the road. me and jenn laughed like it was 1998.

i am aidanmaximus

2008-09-17T14:40:00.000-07:00

so this is so media lost in the relms of blew bmx, so i give you one of the proudest moments in my life. i am aidanmaximus.

aidan x

charlie video.

2008-09-14T12:41:00.000-07:00

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-225068375888580317&ei=PWjNSLS7JoqwiAL445S7Ag&q=charlie+bit+my+finger&vt=lf&hl=en

my dearest citizens, the funny child and the evil baby.

scotts big night out; by jenn.

2008-09-13T15:58:00.001-07:00

he arrived on a moonlit evening on a baby star by a plum called pea, out of the darkness into the light, arrived scott felix edgeworth joined by his friends he went on an adventure witch began in an insese filled room full of candle light and danceing and love.

scott felix edgeworth, tied his dog outside borders and stopped off for a light refreshment in a drinking house, named poo na na ni naaas, there upon he stumbled on his loyal friends, that he thought were lost on a voyage to thorpe park back in 1998, he was so happy to of found them again, so he winked them over for a drink.

one of them was his friend called friendly friendly friend, who hed met once before on a fishing boat on its way to the ilse of skye. where they drank lots of rum and caught the secret crab of the west, and what a fine dinner they had that evening.

and there he re-enacted the crab scene in the pub surrounded by the moon and the waves beating against his ankles.
once he got off his fishing boat with his dog, he was so pleased to be on dry land, he relished the oppertunity to see all of his friends and then he typed up his biography of events.

Daz buys drinks then he spills them. Aiden eats allsorts because he is a pig. Cool people go to the london aquarium, liam wont go because his bird is real young. get ready to exercise your funny bone as scott, aiden and jen less than 7 roles playing alaska is no less than 7k miles away gives the performance of their careers. They have been through the bush and back looking for the ups ands downs, but they have found nothing more than a wicker basket down to the size of a toads heart. This is a slapstick riot, and this is why Liam Eltham does not work the rain. Jacobs bedroom is full of pillows from chaz's room and I shit you not and there is a goldfish the size of a stranger that Jen would like.
Basically, whoever decides the life long figure of amy whinehouse then live with aiden and jen cos they are cool and they live close to fast food. Aiden has nice jumps butgluider boy could pay the rates but he's not sure babout the area, but he does not like the idea of tim buck too living in his back garden. I'm not sure if aiden works in a slightly rough pub or with autistic people, either way he is cool and could potentialy do 270 no handers! he made a duck and it whistled for a short while. Cotthill now has the the cover of ride and thats that. Lima's girlfriend did'nt come out and is it because she is too young - peter o file? either way we're going to london aquarium to seee sharks and thats final. Stingrays are sharp just ask Steve Irwin. Steve is a longman but he is a faggot, daz is also ginger but he is gnarly as fuck but he knocks over flowerpots which is silly but anyway I have is back! I liked aidens shirt but now its open I feel sorry for him, Liam wants driving boots with leather straps but pipe is a lost cause. Revell is an agressive man whoo thinks nothing of punching a sunken man - fuck you, you 28 year old lookalike! Jason is way better than you and that is fact..
matt jones is a teddy bear winker, now a teddy bear winker is not just a poser but a new order carpit fitter. dont fuck with the the news agents because they can decide what they want to./

love jennifer and aidan. x

2008-09-12T14:40:00.001-07:00

http://www.vitalbmx.com/news/news/Blue-Bench-Trails-Video,4500

i allways really enjoy watching this, i hope you do to.

aidan x

scary.

2008-09-12T13:37:00.000-07:00

last night me and jenn were awoke by a super super crazy screaming. we live in an ok ish area but it has its moments.
but anyway this scream was about three doors down but it was so load that it woke me straight bolt out of bed, it sounded like some one was being killed it was that mental.
so i looked out the window and theres a police car witch made it better, but then she was being frog marched down the road screaming so loud making no sense. it was almost like she was possesed. freaked me out a treat. couldnt sleep. dont want to really know what it was about. any way here are some things that made me laugh.

1. i was walking across a field and this ladys dog followed me, she called him back to her with a shout of "WILLSSOOONN" like the cast away film with the ball and tom hanks, made me chuckle.

2. saw a dog eat a shrew. didnt make me giggle but it happened.

3. i drove a tractor into two different fences. that made me giggle.

4. i got into the bath and couldnt be bothered to wash, so i drank a can of relentless, didnt make it any easier though.

5. my mum went to africa, and on her last night the men of the village killed and cooked her a goat, and danced for her. my mum said that she was very full after her goat.

6. i took jenns dog sweep for a walk down by the river in abingdon whilst jenn went for an interview, and in the car driving there i was talking to jenn about if swep the dog fell in the river would she swim back to me. jenn said no, you would have to rescue her.
anyway off on our walk we went. and the river was really high and fast, because of all the rain weve had.
so sweep got excited and ran over to where there was a boat and a dog, she went to go sniff the other dogs bum, but as she did this her back legs fell into the river. i shat myself and ran over there, but luckily the women on the boat caught her before she fell in.
but really the only reason she didnt fall in was because she is kind of chubby and she go wedged inbetween the boat and the side.
this did make me giggle. alot.

cheerio. aidan x

father ted

2008-09-12T13:25:00.000-07:00

these pictures i really love.
and i have allways enjoyed this landing and i like it when you ride things in when you see the tyre lines, gives me a little funny feeling.

uuummmm bop, do a rolly polly.

2008-09-12T12:43:00.000-07:00

we we went to the fackin aquarium didnt we. jen really wanted to see some sharks so aff we went on our little travels. we went out and got so so rad and then i had to rescue him from a chicks. he lured the chick in by swinging his shirt around his head shouting at her telling her that she wants it.

so we were wondering around the aquarium and then this happened, it just happened thats all and its the best.

me and the jib looking interested in the flowers, they were lovely, the first flower that i touched i got a really bad prick off, so much so that i started bleeding, what a lovely outing.

http://www.pipesalonannex.co.uk/ pipe featherd jenns hair. a man of multi talents.
i think that i am the most excited person in this picture. we went to the local museum. i love dinosors, honestly i get so thrilled when i see a skeleton of one. me and my mother used to go to the ilse of wight when i was younger and there allways used to be sections of the beach blocked off because they had found a mental fossil.
this is the sign that we have outside our house these days. rice and mice aidan x

i hope that my umberella dosnt turn the wrong way around, that means i would get wet

2008-09-03T12:16:00.000-07:00

ooouuu op me momma.

i have a mink coat.

2008-09-01T12:37:00.000-07:00

the other day i met a chap from bosnia at a disco. we started nattering and he talked a little like borat, so that was slow but interesting, and then he said that were we lived was a little disturbing because of all the foreign people that are living around here. wait a minute, he's foreign.

any way that was interesting, then i asked him weather he was looking for an english chick to marry. then he told me a long drawn out story about some girl he gave flowers to,
then she told him that he loved him,
then she had a boyfriend,
he didnt believe her,
then her boyfriend told him that he was going to kill him,
then he sung to her down the phone,
then she was i bed with her boyfrien and he begged her to not do it,
then her mum told him that she would call the police if he tried phoning her again.
and most of this was done over text.

its amazing the chalenges of love.

shabba. o and i really like the picture. x

2008-09-01T02:42:00.000-07:00

hello there my dearests, went and got some pictures of an adventure that we went on to watch the empire. first things first i d say one of the best things this weekend was the weather and getting that little red line on your nose.
went and cheered on this chap riding on the wall of death. apparentally next year they are going to st the whole wall on fire.
came up with the idea of making a banner to cheer him on. i personally think it was a work of art.
and we were the only ones there with a flag. people are just too lazy or there just too cool for stuff like this, either way i fuckin love it and next time i make a banner it will be 95 thousand feet tall and in the shape of an armadillo.

was in oxford sat waiting for my chick and this chp came up to me looked me straight in the eyes no futher away than an arms lenght and said. "you got any crack" and i swiftly replied with, " no thankyou very much i do not have any crack" then he said "bye" and thats that.

number 1 liam, number 1. i felt proud of the chap.
me and jennifer went round the annex and made t-shirts with the pipe and the jib, jenn fell asleep so jib ballbagged her. o that jibbles he such a joker. i was out of the room when this was happenning of course.

another thing that wasent funny was the other night me and jennifer went to a party with a trampoline. and jennifer got thrown across the trampoline head first in to the trampoline wall. this was not funny at all? good to watch though. i have knackered my thumb two days ago, might be broken. here me and the pipe spray.
so when we went to empires first campsite we got thrown out in the morning because we broke the three rules of the campsite.

1. dont make fire.

2.dont play on the adventure play ground after dark
3.dont make to much noise.

i personally would like to contest point number two. now, i put it to you that, any twenty one plus year old person would allways get excited if they came across alot of adventure playground obsticals in the middle of the night when they were not expecting it.

but you must ask our lovely rory osullivan about the little adventure we had. o my lordy lord how did that get there pipe. its off

icial lights in the woods t-shirts coming to a sport and soccer near you now.

look how pretty this sky is.

went to a festival a while back so i will get some of those pictures as well.

well done liam. and to everyone else that had a lovely tme. well done to poll for necking that whole can of spageti.

im of to the botanical gardens in oxford this afteroon, and to eat ice cream.

aidan x x

giiiiiirrrrrllls.

2008-08-30T03:47:00.000-07:00

shabba, the trails have been super rad fun latley and i still dont have any pictures, but here is a picture from a couple of years ago. lots of fun and many stories. holy bannana. will tell a storie later.

2008-08-23T03:26:00.000-07:00

hellooooo, i have not updated for a very long time my dears. it has been so wet down the jumps for about a month and a half, but today we shall ride and shred and have a fire. so much has been done at the jumps. i would love to put some pictures up but i cant at the moment, we have just moved house and we are just getting things sorted out.

but i have stolen one. or two.

me and the pipe.

we played a game the other night where we through flour at each other in my new lovely house. blewbury ed got it whilst boffing, pipe got it whilst filming, right in the eyes and proceeded to shout, " fuck im blind, fuck im blind, pricks, fuck, i cant see" he wasnt blind so we told him to wash it out so he did, whilst we put more flour down his pants, so the he started swinging for us. and then he laughed about it.

then chaz got it in his room. we just wanted to entertain his new chick.

i have so many stories, just need to get pictures sorted out. aidan x

2008-07-22T15:04:00.000-07:00

just putting s few pics of the chaz head up. go to http://www.blewbmx.com/ and cheack out some pics from the peters of luke. look at him go.
my advert fo marlboro lights. they fed marlboro tabacco to 50 chickens and 49.5 of those chickens survived. you do the maths about smoking. but if you are good at it.....
red bull. empire empire empire will be so so rad.
im going to bed. have so many stories. i will share them. rice and john clease. aidan x

artful dodger

2008-07-20T15:02:00.000-07:00

yo charlie, dont know how to leave a comment so this is my email address. and for any one else as well theshovelload@hotmail.com
old picture of jumps this year when stuff was getting foresty. we have alot of fun alot of the time, have some amazing stories for you. go to www.prettyshady.com and www.xanga.com/lightsinthewoods litw for life. aidan x

2008-07-18T15:19:00.000-07:00

helloooo. had a really nice day today. i awoke this morning early and i drove my chick to work, and i was listening to the radio, the chris moyles morning show is super funny sometimes, so i dropped her off and wanted to keep listening so i went down the jumps made a fire and had a cup of tea, and fixed a few things up. made the last lip in winehouse actually look like a lip. everything is still abit damp.
heres aquestion for you.
"if you drive against the rotation of the earth doe you use more petrol ? "

this is some of the newer bigger stuff that we will be getting rad on soon. serious hang time dude.
Whos that. the eltham came and got rad for the whole afternoon which was pretty sweet. whos more famous, ian morris or alex dropsy? we started building a first lip and roller. apparently theres going to be a night out in wantage, called " the last wantage night" everyone is invited.
built a sweet bbq bit with stones. you, yes you come and have dinner with us in the woods and we can tell you stories.
now you must go to WWW.DELUXEBMX.COM and go and watch davros get rad.thankyou for the link. if you have my number, call me and come get rad. aidan x

yiu make me feel like a natural woman.

2008-07-17T13:11:00.000-07:00

me like the chicken, a rollin and a flicking. jamie rules my life i go and do it then i just go to sleep. that steve bloke is a fucking shit, he never phones back, you should phone up champion there much better. this is a conversation tht is happening around me at this second, i cant type fast enough so it doesnt make sense.
i made this lip , it shined so bright i could see my face in it. it is actually july. i think that we have had to ride the trails in all together about 1 million times, thats 1 million times. but its ok we have a kettle. and this is what gets me through the days,
once when i was younger, i took someones drugs, but they did not now. then cycled my girlfriend across the fields, and she was telling that when i was bunnyhoping my bike i looked like a horse, then my bike broke, so i was legging it through muddy fields with my bike on my back, smoking and my shoes falling off in the mud. but i wasnt getting tired. maybe if we all took drugs we would get alot more done in our days.

jib told me once that if you get a dead goldfish and put it in a bowl of water with vodka it comes back to life. i apologise for what you have read. but me mate dave......... aidan x

congradulations to liam getting on profile europe. top dog!

Terry wogan

2008-07-09T04:09:00.000-07:00

so over weekend me and the chaz went down jumps and friday, i hurt my ankle getting rad so i took som pictures of chaz riding moses, and heres that little scamp. when chaz talks he gets those little collections of white syliva in the corner of his mouth sometimes, i havent said anything to him a bout it, should i? he a lso kissed a girl down the woods and this is how she turned out. bless.
me and couch the other night went to this teachers disco, all i knew was that it was cash in hand so i was stoked as to was couch, the whole night we danced and served a few people, got paid a hundered pounds each and came away with five bottles of wine and a bottle of tequila. they were all super rich and the more drunck they git the funnier it was, fellas talking to us about viagra, women telling us how they are suddenly growing hair behind there knee caps. sweet. a bowl went round with keys in a well.
so im off to work now but am looking forward to having a good dig over weekend, call me and say hello if you havent spoken to me in ages. x x

oo op me momma.

2008-07-09T03:49:00.001-07:00

"o frontteer, put the ball down and lets watch countdown"
i havent done an update for a while, have been in the midst of being super ill and working. am organising a holiday for lots of children so that pretty much takes up my time at moment. but the trails have been running super fun latley before the rain has made an appearence again, so super rad sessions have been happening. makes me smile. everything that i built throughout winter has work this year, thanks to the crazy rad chaps it is all possible. and heres to many more, hip hip horray. i once saw justin lee colins walk through bristol. jo came and visited, so go visit him at www.prettyshady.com. beutiful flicks. here i do a jump. this jump is called keith, i reallt reallt like this jump. really do.

it was reall dry when i was neating this lip out, so will get it super rad now in rain.
bout this broom, within 5 minutes it had started to snap. waffa people designing brooms bad combination. x x

burger nipples.

2008-06-26T14:45:00.001-07:00

today has been a marvoulous one. have been to the jumps twice, first time rode like a twat and my chain snapped after five minutes.
so i consoled myself with comfort eating, here i cooked some burgers on fire. and this is the end result, a bangin sandwich, have some of that. look at the ketchup seepage. so i comfort ate my sandwich and scooted home.
then went back and me and poll shreded, tested a landing and made a lip sweet and got rad. YES. but now it is raining like a gaylord outside. soon as the jump ride then the sky goes wild.

i went to a pud trade fair in london a couple of months ago, and had such an amazing time, theres about thirty different drink stalls, all the drink is free, and lots of food, i got smashed. walked around with a ice lolly in one hand a hot dog on the other bag full of crisps, wondering up to stalls asking for beer, i had to try and act serious, but as soon as they looked at my badge i walked off.

there was this one german drink tent where i wondered over to. they had four different beers, and i said to them politly, "please can i try all of them" he said "ok" he poured them all out and i drank three then the last one heexplained to me was some beer call frawningnang, wasnt called that but thats the best german word i can think. he said that "this beer is from the forests of germany" me being hammered took a deep breath and drank it, then he waited for a response and the one i gave him was, "yeah, yeah, um yeah, thats definatley, yeah, if i was to drink a tree thats exactly what it would taste like". he looked muddle so i just walked of smiling. free beer.

rice and fleas. x

universal card reader.

2008-06-26T03:13:00.000-07:00

today i have blown my nose alto. watched tele with my eyes closed and that's about that. have been pretty ill since the weekend so haven't been to jumps, being all snotty and that but this is what we did when having all the fun.
jumps were real damp so we squared this lando in. then we had a picture perfect moment.
then we made the berm real smooth.
then we went to iffley, and jib was there. he then he was looking so damn cool. then over dinner he told me that oxford has more bikes than Amsterdam. this is not true. was jib lieing? you decide. thanks for dinner jib. where were you going when i saw you on the bus?
the day before, we went on a street ride and stopped off at the pub and i left my wallet there, by accident, so rang the pub and they said that some dude was taking it to the police station, so off we plodded to the station and my wallet wasn't there, all this dude had to do was walk about three hundred meters and hand my wallet in, so went to the pud and they said the same thing, so cancelled my cards, then had a ross tanner leather jacket off and luckily it was there in the morning, so thank you wallet man.
this is my new helmet. super oldskool, you cant buy these any more, only from a skate shop in an unknown village in the heart of bloxom.

rice and peas. x

palm tuesday.

2008-06-20T03:54:00.000-07:00

so the jumps have been wet for the last four or so weeks and there has been a lot to get back running, i am supper gratful for the spot that the jumps are in but theres that somtimes where i really would like clay. just a little bit, no matter how you build a lip or landing if ots tall then it will get hurt, and when you fix it it takes a ges to set, even in summer, because no sun gets through the trees. but we have got a few things going a gain and there are some new thing popping up that will be nuts fun.

so now i am waiting to fix my puncture then im off to the woods to do more and have a fire. x

got a story.

BRIGHOUSE

2008-06-20T03:29:00.001-07:00

hello my dears, the other day me and the chaz went up north to the land of brighouse, i had never been to leeds and was super excited, so after another night of sherry bombs and jenns weaping bladder, i a woke and headed to chaz picked him up. he took ages to get ready because HIS MUMMY WAS IRONING HIS UNDERPANTS, then proceeded to be in a mood because i wouldnt let him listen to atomic kitten in the car. bitch.
thats him in the orange t-shirt.
flip. he is pretty good though. go blewbmx.com but read my update first.
theres the boys. so this is the plan when you get to brighouse, smoke, tesco bbq food, smoke, do a bbq, ride, smoke, drive, have a banger and drink. dan and john let us stay, thankyou very much fellows. jack is head chef of the barbie, he hussels everyday, even sundays.
fish cakes, a cake of fish, i am caked in fish.

wow. brighouse, is actually as smooth as glass, absolutly amazing, really didnt want to leave after an awsome two days.
this is how they roll at brighouse, if you cross there path, this is what happens. not really its just a pig.
ollie gun made the effort to come up, but he just stood on this lip for the whole time.
chaz...
ping pong. i really want to go back, really nice up north, seems so relaxed. till next time troopers. jumps are getting there again. x

will and grace.

2008-06-12T14:40:00.000-07:00

so my lovers, a little bit more rain down this way.
check this picture out, can you tell what it is yet quote from the old rolf harris. spent all day today typing up kids stuff in an office today, i try and avoid office work as much as possible but have to try and blag more hours here and there, so it has to be done.
so i got home ate myself a sandwich cheered on the germans abit then dicided to head to this little ghetto skatepark that has been heard bout, actually jib told me, hes innocent after all. top bannanas. the must have sign to go with it.
i would guess that there is a bout one million pallets stacking this up, it was pretty rad to see would like to ride it when its dry. so much stuff could be done here. wicked.

this is what i messed around on a bit, did a few pedals to twosevens out which i havent done in ages so i was pretty stoked and it was in the wet and slippy.
there was lots of glass about and a got myself a puncture, at least it was from a bottle of merlot not stella eh. a classy puncture
i nearly drowned. if you look at this picture, go " splish splash splosh" in your head.
i made a stencil for the lights boys, go ride those bleu ramps.
also go see prettyshady.

anyway hopefully the weekend will bring us all a pile load of sunshine. have fun and get rad.

i like!

2008-06-11T02:15:00.000-07:00

the other couple of days i have been doing so pretty rad stuff, getting the trails running again, went down there yesterday ago and went to ride in the first lip, and jumped it but got front wheel sinkage in the lip, happy days so i gave it a smake and a smooth and let it bake a little more.
anyway, i have taken some pictures and i am going to tell you what i like about each one of them.

i like this picure because the composition and the fact that he has a yellow flag.
i like this picture because it was super gnarly to watch.
i like this picture because it looks like it would be so much fun and there is dirt flying up.
i like this picture because i wish i had pink trousers, and they are piky kids.
" "

i like this picture because i get to drive it to earn money. nearly fell asleep whilst driving it.

i like this picture because of the cow siloet, and the fact that i cannot spell for shit.
i like this picture becuse pipe is incusitive about lots of things, there was a snake under the tree, name, michell.
i like this picture because it is kind of wierd like.
have a lovely day. x

bbc radio 4

2008-06-06T07:23:00.000-07:00

hello my little ducks, today something amazing happened. i have drunk and finished two whole cups of tea and i turned into a dog.
there i am, "dont forget your keys aidan!"
And here i am just having a laugh. rain has taken its opertunity to have a lovely time pitter pattering away at the jumps, i walked down there the other day to see how they were after the rain, and 4 take offs and four landings had collapsed, and most things have to be resurfaced. so we have been getting on it and making them look the dogs mahuuners when they get rad a gain, yeah boys.
everything looked pretty much like this, i even had a little paddy by myself and phoned chaz and had a moan about the english weather and what not, dont think that he really cared as he was getting ready for a visit from the mayor of banbury, congradulating him and his massive cucumber.
i really enjoy lips. big news. in the next week i will get to drive a john dear tractor, i am so bloody excited.
any way , see you later i have to go watch the cinema at work. see you in a bit cowboys.

noahs ark

2008-06-03T05:19:00.000-07:00

i have a friend, and his ex girlfriend got on stage at a bowling for soup gig and got her knockers out. theres something for the grandkids.
well then the mr loxley came over on saterday and we went and got rad at grove, super rad chilled lovely day.
everyone was going off as well. training for nass gets pretty intense somtimes, eh.
took a few snapples, havent taken pics in ages, so i was being a bit gay with the set ups, what a wazzuk.
heres liam.
here the lover boy of the group. taking a chance on the hip like he did the night before. ON his date. minty fresh.
im stoked in this picture of southern lo cal.

poll getting nuts.
getting rad.
and just generally laying it down.

i just watched the film evan all mighty, and i think that we should just build an ark because it is allways bloody raining, i mean for peats saik.
good luck to jib, who has joined up to the army for four years, you will make a good soldier buddy.
have fun. x

euro 2008

2008-05-31T11:02:00.000-07:00

so, today,wasnt it lovely, i have two stories for you but im going to write them some other time. i will tell you a fact though, chaz has a date. and maybe she will become mrs mann. here is matt, he was trhinkong of wheatabix at this moment, and to be honest why not. and here he gets rad and half spins over the wall , pretty good eh, went to radley, and laughed alot.
cows, now then, hairy will came and got rad and laid it down, and the boltrox came with chaz and said bitch alot leading me to the cows. bolty is a cow. and jib lies alot.
i actually ate a cow.
im off to eat at jamie olivers new italian resturant in town, faboulouse, any way, i will tell you these stories some ither time.
heres one of my jokes. how many sykiatrists does it take to change a light bulb

1, but the light buld really has to want to change.

shabba x

me and mr jones

2008-05-31T03:11:00.000-07:00

today i have eaten four oranges and noe the sides of my mouth are tingleing,

but anyway, the other day i went down the jimps after work and o my lorddy lord did it rain, it rained so much that i gave up on tiptoeing through puddles to just walking through them, and my tshirt was stuck to me, which made me look real sexy man like, like the diet coke adds. there was drainage systems overflowing into others

was nuts, and it did it the next day as well, and the two big langers have fallen down abit.

but theres a stencil that i did and a picture of my chick beacause her hair looks rad.

faboulous. x x go look at nathen beddows blog.

the other day.

2008-05-27T13:09:00.000-07:00

today i have earned a quick few delboy bob, played chess, bought william a kiwi fruit and made ommellets. someone told me once that everytime you head a football you loose one braincell, maybe thats why the best keepy upper people in the world are so good at keepy uppies because they only no how to do one thing, and thats do lots of headers.

i thought of this day the other day, me and rankin three years ago riding the jumps in.there he is. go watch sprung video 3 sheep hills section. amazing!
heres a couple of stencils that i did a bit ago, need to get some more stencil juice.

i remeber once when i was super small about 6 or 7 i used to hang round with this dude, we had a good relation ship, we played boxing and i ended up running home crying, when he was naughty his dad hit him with a spoon and i ran home crying and when we played football i once got a fly in my eye and when i couldnt see he kicked me in the shins, so i ran home crying, then one day we lost our ball down the drain we lifted the drain cover up and it fell on him, and he ran home crying, these things just happen dont they!
if you are lucky enough to find me then go look at shredder and chaz's site on the links to see some rad pics from himself chazhead.

hope you have a lovely day and heres to the weather man. shabba x

joe alderson check your table out 5 years ago in my book

stunt yellow bellow. sweet.

2008-05-26T16:57:00.000-07:00

these are some pictures from a couple of booke that i have made so that when i get to sixty or older and find these books then i can be like, sweet look grandkids what i used to do and all the stories to go with it.
the first four pictures are of when i used to ride mountain bike, and the brow pictures are of last year sometime.
you might even be in one of the books if your lucky. that means i will never forget who you are.
undertone.

winehouse

2008-05-26T05:23:00.000-07:00

what a lovely bamk holiday we are graced with, bet the gloscter cheese roll was pretty nuts, crazy gloster locals legging it down a hill, when we went a couple of years ago you literally had to hang on to roots from trees so that you wouldnt fall down the hill. and when i stood at the top behind three people i still couldnt see the bottom of the hill its that steep, i got that feeling in my tummy like i was stood on the edge of a cliff. nuts.

just popped to the jumps and was so wet.

only there for an hour and couldnt really hack the grotty ness, so cleared a puddle to fill up the bucket, and decided to head back and hang out with the rabbit.

go watch peep show on google video, so so funny. when it rains things collapse, it makes the mud super heavy, might start covering things up through out rainy days. we built this lip up yesterday so will be so much better when its hard.

sweet and thats that, everything is getting dialed and rad, go tem go. peace and love x

and congradulations to chaz who has just passed his haircutting course, thats lovely that is.

2008-05-26T03:31:00.000-07:00

hello hello, i cant belive that i have set up a blog, im stoked, this will be a lot of fun, sweet, mu blogs name is aidansaidan just so that you dont forget my name and what not, any hoo, im real excited, so im going to take so pics of the love bumps in the rain so i can put them on the site, sick, over and out , and some balloons. amazing.